January 2011
December 2010
GIMMIE ONE OF THESE.
Happy New Years Eve
Here are some chronological events that really made this year great:
- turning 18 - kickin it with EBK all day every day - Spring Break - Disneyland - This Providence at Soma - getting my new Jetta, Ezra - Captain of Swim Team 2010 - getting my second job - Prom - Grad Nite - Graduation - going to Del Mar fair 5 times - 4th of July - Comic-Con 2010 - seeing all these celebrities at Comic-Con -...
My girlfriend is a lesbian
tomwallflower:
She just told me who out of my friends she would bang…
LOL
FUCK YOU. I’M GAY. I TOLD YOU.
Lips are numb and swollen. I had to take some trimoxazole cuz I noticed I was bleeding too early and it ended up being blood in my urine instead from my vadge. Now I’m shaky and nauseous.
Hopefully I’m better by tonight.
Nothing is getting in the way of my midnight kiss...
17336.) Wherever I am, I always feel like I’m...
Everything is changing. Day by day, we don’t notice it, but just look back over...
– (via chwrylsaur)
MISSION SUCCESS
tomwallflower:
Sneaking my girlfriend out with everybody home and walking around.
EVEN MY CLEANING LADY!
>:D
A fucking miracle just happened. LOLOL
17332.) In all honesty,
blogsecret:
I really, really love being stoned.
My boyfriend is so stupid.
T: CAN WE GET SOME SUSHI.
T: WHEN MY MOM GETS BACK.
T: PLEASE.
T: PLEASE.
T: PLEASE.
T: PLEASE.
T: PLEASE.
R: *kisses on the lips*
T: IS THAT A YES?
R: *kisses again*
T: Yes?
R: *goes in for a make out session*
T: EW NO THAT'S GROSS.
...
OMFG I'M FUCKING DYING LMFAOOOO